Why MARIO is such a SUPER?

"I'M SORRY X  BUT YOUR  Y  IS IN ANOTHER  Z"

You conquered 7 types of hell only to find out you're digging the wrong castle.

I’ve been playing the Super Mario  Brothers  since i was a kid.  I remember my father told us not to play that game anymore...

I asked why??
         and he replied...“Tikal ra nang dula-a” (the game is a whole lie)

I didn’t understand what he meant, but there are two obvious things i noticed,  his eyes  look all havy  and he sleeps late ...so yup..,  he’s been playing Super Mario from 11pm-4am, with hopes that one day he could save Princess Peach..but he couldn't, so yeah.. he was just frustrated.

When I found the princess for the first time  (out of hundred try) ...what bothers me is that  I could’t pause the game when the Princess is saying thank you to Mario,    i badly want to show father my winning....(and to prove he’s wrong  ;p)       

                                

I still love the game  until now, and every time i found the princess i always forgot i was actually looking for  it,  I forgot what's in the end.

For how many years of playing the game,  i never wish to be Mario’s Princess...
I always want to be his Power-ups...

I have 6 reasons why...

1. From the very start of the game, Mario is small, he needs me so he can grow up.

            2.  In each world where Mario will be in, there are  so many decoys leading him to another wrong castle, he   needed  me so he can have  a power and strength to fight.

         3.The stronger  the evil power is, the more he needs to level-up his  own capabilities, so he needed more of me.

        4.  There are times  that Mario couldn't  make it in the presence of  ten enemies,  i can give him a star man to let him pass while slamming them all

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           5.Mario might caught up in tough situations and went from being powerful to weak,from  big to small, or die.... I am his 1-UP mushroom..i can always    give him life.

What else could Mario wish in times like that... definitely not Princess Peach..

And because of those Power-ups,  King Bowser Koopa the dragon who took the Princess   planned it so hard to  put Mario in stages of hell, hoping Mario would be tired of all the wrong castles and decoys...A  proven wrong hope.

Mario won and found the Princess...

What happened after?

(I'm sorry to fail you guys here...but no sexual act has ever happened, you can switch to pornmario,  that’s an option..;p)

They didn’t  get married.

(how sure am I?)

.....whatever  parody that  people made in youtube or any site just to say they got married.. I figured out that  every time  Mario found the Princess, there is only a thank you and no proposal has ever  happen ... no  another crown for him.

In the end...

6. That guy in red cap with mustache will never be THE SUPERMARIO... without me..his POWER-UPs

..he might have so many ways of committing mistakes in catching me, but  its part of the game...
If Mario is too perfect, he's a sure way to lose interest...more than a game over.

        

    











Disclaimer: I do not own all the pictures above, I got it from Google images.